$101
Real people are sending real money to a man asking for a yacht.
$69
lmao i respect the game
$17
I believe in nothing and I'm donating anyway
$10
My therapist is going to hear about this
$5
here take my coffee money
$69
Anonymous
via PayPal
"lmao i respect the game"
This spot is embarrassingly cheap to steal
Claim #1The pitch
I want a yacht.
That is the entire pitch. No charity angle. No app. No platform. No claim that this money will save a rainforest or teach kids in a Cambodian village JavaScript. I want an 88-foot Sanlorenzo SX88. Not a starter boat. Not a tasteful lake house. A real yacht with Italian leather, a fold-out beach club, an upper deck for arriving incorrectly, and a captain named Giancarlo who silently judges my life choices.
VC is for people who enjoy being told no by a guy with a soft voice and a large watch. Shark Tank is for people who want to be mocked on television before handing over half the company. I skipped all of that and came directly to the source - people online with disposable income, poor impulse control, and access to crypto. Zuckerberg got rich by connecting the world. I am trying to get rich by being unusually transparent about wanting a floating tax bracket with leather seats. That is what sets great founders apart from the rest. Vision. Honesty. Contempt for moderation.
Artist's rendering of your money at work
Live progress
$4,800,000 target
Raised
$101
The specs
88 ft
Length
Because traffic is beneath me
Helipad
The ocean but fancier
Beach club
6 people who tolerate me
Crew
24 knots
Top speed
Hot tub, bar, zero accountability
Flybridge
What this could have done instead
What $101 could have done instead
Insulin. Rent. Student loans. Groceries. All very noble. All not a yacht. Each row is a separate way you could have spent this money instead. You didn't.
33
school lunches for kids who actually need them
404
packs of ramen (your dinner after donating)
28
gallons of gas to drive to your second job
1
months of bus passes you actually needed
$69
lmao i respect the game
$17
I believe in nothing and I'm donating anyway
$10
My therapist is going to hear about this
$5
here take my coffee money
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