Breaking: man asks internet for yacht Silicon Valley HATES him Not a nonprofit (obviously) His guidance counselor was wrong Doctors recommend against this No you don't get anything This is financial irresponsibility as a service Mom if you're reading this I'm sorry Tax deductible? Absolutely not Technically legal in most countries Your donation funds exactly one thing Investors are calling it "the worst idea" He can't even swim The SEC has questions Now trending on bad financial decisions dot com His landlord thinks this is a joke Breaking: man asks internet for yacht Silicon Valley HATES him Not a nonprofit (obviously) His guidance counselor was wrong Doctors recommend against this No you don't get anything This is financial irresponsibility as a service Mom if you're reading this I'm sorry Tax deductible? Absolutely not Technically legal in most countries Your donation funds exactly one thing Investors are calling it "the worst idea" He can't even swim The SEC has questions Now trending on bad financial decisions dot com His landlord thinks this is a joke
Boat Fund So Far

$101

Real people are sending real money to a man asking for a yacht.

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4 total

$69

Anonymous PayPal

lmao i respect the game

$17

Sarah K. PayPal

I believe in nothing and I'm donating anyway

$10

Big Mike PayPal

My therapist is going to hear about this

$5

Chris PayPal

here take my coffee money

PayPal hated this so it's disabled. Crypto only now. thx bye $101
★ #1 Donor ★

$69

Anonymous

via PayPal

"lmao i respect the game"

This spot is embarrassingly cheap to steal

Claim #1

The pitch

I want a yacht.

That is the entire pitch. No charity angle. No app. No platform. No claim that this money will save a rainforest or teach kids in a Cambodian village JavaScript. I want an 88-foot Sanlorenzo SX88. Not a starter boat. Not a tasteful lake house. A real yacht with Italian leather, a fold-out beach club, an upper deck for arriving incorrectly, and a captain named Giancarlo who silently judges my life choices.

VC is for people who enjoy being told no by a guy with a soft voice and a large watch. Shark Tank is for people who want to be mocked on television before handing over half the company. I skipped all of that and came directly to the source - people online with disposable income, poor impulse control, and access to crypto. Zuckerberg got rich by connecting the world. I am trying to get rich by being unusually transparent about wanting a floating tax bracket with leather seats. That is what sets great founders apart from the rest. Vision. Honesty. Contempt for moderation.

The founder, living the vision before you even donated

Artist's rendering of your money at work

Live progress

$4,800,000 target

Raised

$101

$101 Next unlock: Used Kayak (Craigslist) Full SX88 glory

The specs

88 ft

Length

Because traffic is beneath me

Helipad

The ocean but fancier

Beach club

6 people who tolerate me

Crew

24 knots

Top speed

Hot tub, bar, zero accountability

Flybridge

What this could have done instead

What $101 could have done instead

Insulin. Rent. Student loans. Groceries. All very noble. All not a yacht. Each row is a separate way you could have spent this money instead. You didn't.

33

school lunches for kids who actually need them

404

packs of ramen (your dinner after donating)

28

gallons of gas to drive to your second job

1

months of bus passes you actually needed

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4 donations

$69

Anonymous PayPal

lmao i respect the game

$17

Sarah K. PayPal

I believe in nothing and I'm donating anyway

$10

Big Mike PayPal

My therapist is going to hear about this

$5

Chris PayPal

here take my coffee money

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